Monday, June 27, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Sacramento Mall Overrun By Jimmer Mania Hooligans! [Photos]” plus 6 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Sacramento Mall Overrun By Jimmer Mania Hooligans! [Photos]” plus 6 more

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Sacramento Mall Overrun By Jimmer Mania Hooligans! [Photos]

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 09:57 AM PDT

The “Jimmer Fredette is kinda like Tim Tebow” train rolled into Sacramento this weekend with the introduction of the franchise draft picks at the Arden Fair Mall. Yes, a mall. With that crappy high school stage bunting. Yes, with a cheesy intro DJ. And lots of bored Sacramento fans ready to jump on the back of a 6-2 gunner from BYU. This is what basketball has become in Sac Town. Catch the fever with a mall full of Jimmer fans.

The fans were full of cliched signs and dreams of RTs.

@jimmerfredette Have a safe flight my man! “In Jimmer We Trust” Can the Biggest Kings/Jimmer Fan with that sign from the mall get a RT!

That would be the same guy with the “New King James,” poster. Just for that, no RT.

And another local who has caught the fever.

Back from the mall! Rally was good. I felt bad for Thomas and Honeycutt because everyone just wanted Jimmer! Lol

Guys, listen, this guy isn’t like your buddy Roy who can light up a high school gymnasium. He really is a first-round draft pick who will be getting his shots stuffed from Kevin Durant. He’s really a guy who’ll be benched quickly after 4-for-18 performances. Enjoy your little mall rallies now because this isn’t Tebow. He was a publicity move by your owner. Face it, you’ll be burning his jersey in approximately 5.5 months.

Stop it, Sacramento. Don’t even let us catch you wearing Jimmer Time shirts.


Filed under: Basketball, NBA

Wes Welker Still Dating Hooters Model Anna Burns [24 Photos]

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 08:33 AM PDT

Wes Welker and Anna Burns are still together. The two were first outed way back in January of 2010 & relationship updates could be literally counted on one hand. So imagine our glee this morning when we saw Dickie V. with the couple at this weekend’s Miss Hooters International pageant. Burns has a non-existent online profile and Welker hasn’t updated his Twitter account since May 28. We actually beat the Boston Globe to a gossip piece!

It’s not that the Burns’ photos are brand new, but haven’t exactly been seen by the masses.

What can we tell you about Welker-Burns time in Miami? Nothing. He had a VIP passs. Other than that, Twitter has been silent. Google News is silent. The Boston Globe, well we already addressed them.

Have more info about Anna’s weekend in Miami? Send it in, we’ll update BC Nation.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

[HT: Bikini.com]


Filed under: Featured Strip, Football, NFL

One-Armed Wounded Vet Snags Foul Ball At Yankees Game [Video]

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 06:48 AM PDT

Retired Staff Sgt. Michael Kacer went to Friday’s Yankees-Rockies game with his nephew and ended up plastered on television for his one-armed, Yankees hat foul ball catch. There have been epic foul ball catches this year such as father dropping his child, ball in the beer and the insane father one-handed catch while holding his daughter video. But Kacer’s tugged at our heart. The guy can’t go two handed cup for the catch, but instead improvises and gets this ball.

Posted: 1 hour ago.

Premise of Video: (via Fox & Friends) “At Friday night’s Yankee game, an injured war veteran made the catch of the game when snagging a foul ball with his hat in his hand. Retired Staff Sgt. Michael Kacer received a standing ovation for the grab, having done it all with one arm! Kacer was attending the game with the Achilles Freedom Team, on organization that sets up races for wounded warriors to get back on their feet after returning home. Kacer, who lost his arm in a rocket attack in Afghanistan, gave the foul ball to his nephew, Isaiah.”

Climax of Video: The crowd goes nuts as it figures out that Kacer is only working with one arm.

Conclusion: If MLB had its head on straight, Kacer would be attending the all-star game with his nephew and the two would be throwing baseballs with A-Rod. But, then again, it’s MLB we’re talking about.


Filed under: Video

Dick Vitale’s Hooters Pageant Weekend Was Better Than Yours! [12 Photos]

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 06:04 AM PDT

Oh, look! Dick Vitale, Wes Welker, Welker’s girlfriend Anna Burns and two blondes hoping to use Vitale as a reference to move up in the Hooters bikini calendar world. People, as BC mentioned Saturday morning, it’s Dick Vitale’s world and we’re all just witnesses to a 72-year-old machine. He was in Miami all weekend to host the Miss Hooters International 2011 and to see how many photos he could upload to his Twitpic account.

According to Dickie on Saturday night:

Wife & I r being treated like royalty by @Hooters tonight – fantastic party

And then there was Jason Whitlock jonesing for an invite in 2012.

@WhitlockJason A tough assignment – Hooters has given us over 2 mill 4 V Foundation! Having a blast

Trust us, BC currently has APBs out for “Wes Welker Hooters Pageant After Party Photos.” Updates as warranted.

[HT: Dickie V]


Filed under: Basketball

Drunk OH Woman Sprays Cops W/ Breast Milk At Wedding Reception [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 05:29 AM PDT

Congratulations, Central Ohio. One of your own is about to blow up on the Internet today as message boarders and The Daily Mail catch wind of Stephanie Robinette and the wedding reception debauchery she exhibited Saturday morning in Delaware, Ohio. Nothing gets the Internet talking like a 30-year-old blond mother who sprays cops with breast milk. As it should. It’s not everyday a woman threatens the fuzz with a stream of baby food.

NBC 4 in Columbus has the i-Team on this case:

The incident occurred early Saturday morning at the Bridgewater Banquet Facility on Sawmill Parkway.

Deputies were summoned by the husband of Stephanie Robinette, 30.

The husband and other witnesses described a domestic dispute that erupted during a wedding celebration at Bridgewater.  They said Stephanie had struck her husband and then locked herself in a car.

What happened next was described by the sheriff.

Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said, "When deputies approached the vehicle to speak to Robinette she began yelling profanities and refused to exit the vehicle. When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk. After more deputies arrived on scene they were able to remove Robinette from the vehicle and place her under arrest."

Please, The Smoking Gun. Please provide the Internet with a dash cam. Our life will be complete.

Run with this, Internet. Can we please get the Taiwanese animators on this?

[Woman Sprays Deputies With Breast Milk, Sheriff Says]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em, Features

Phyllis From The Office Cheerleader Photo & Horrible MMA Toe Injury [Daily Dump]

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 04:44 AM PDT

Ines Sainz Is Laughing At You, America [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 04:15 AM PDT

Just when you go 8 months without hearing from or seeing Ines Sainz, we end up with a photo of her feet on Saturday and now comes a shot of her laughing at Tim Howard as he was beaten during Saturday night’s USA-Mexico match in Pasadena. Laughing right in your faces, America. The same country that has given her worldwide fame from our Super Bowl. The same country that allowed her into its football locker room. Shame on you, Ms. Sainz.


Filed under: Features