Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Anaconda Underwear & What Happened To Tyra Banks? [Daily WTF]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Anaconda Underwear & What Happened To Tyra Banks? [Daily WTF]” plus 9 more

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Anaconda Underwear & What Happened To Tyra Banks? [Daily WTF]

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 09:30 AM PDT

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous 'stuff' that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published.

Email us.

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Filed under: Daily WTF

Cam Newton Destroys Vegas: Throwin’ Bones, Riding Scooter & Stylin’ [Photos]

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 08:07 AM PDT

Our boy Cam Newton was in Vegas over the weekend for the Warren Moon Sports Dream Foundation Charity reception with other luminaries such as Michael Irving, Jerry Rice, Ray Lewis, Too Tall Jones, Eric Dickerson, etc. But the big news for Busted Coverage was that our future meal ticket (in case you didn’t hear, we own his BCS pants – value skyrocketing!) was having some bro time with his big brother Cecil Newton Jr. at the craps table. Go crazy, SEC Nation! Go Crazy!

Nothing drives a guy in Tuscaloosa, Alabama crazy like Cam Newton and his brother playing craps in Vegas. Paul Finebaum could dedicate 3-4 hours of his show to callers debating whether Newton will end up like JaMarcus Russell. The message boarders will dissect his play. Looks to us like Cecil plays the Don’t Pass line.

And what is Cam ordering from that waitress? Cammy Cam Juice? Little Purple Drank?

Have at it, Alabama, LSU, Florida, Ole Miss, Miss State, Georgia. This single photo should keep you guys busy for days if not weeks.


Filed under: Football, NFL

Chris Bosh Bachelor Party At Tao Beach Beverage List & Strawberries [Photos]

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 07:03 AM PDT

Seriously, we can’t stop laughing. Nearly choking to death. Convulsions. Why? Chris Bosh is in the news this morning for what is being dubbed by the Mainstream Media Dorks® as the giraffe’s Hangover 3 bachelor party. That Hangover 3 garbage, obviously pumped by some PR retard, is being passed around the Internet. Well, we’re here to show you the real party and provide you with tipsters who say Bosh was eating chocolate strawberries at Tao Beach.

First, let’s show you what the mainstreamers are pumping – via Page 6:

NBA star Chris Bosh‘s Las Vegas bachelor party, dubbed “The Hangover 3,” was a four-day bro-down on the Strip involving guns, booze, red meat and magic over the weekend. “It was everything these guys don’t get to do during the season,” said a source close to the 12-man party posse, including New Orleans Hornets Jarrett Jack and Pops Mensah-Bonsu. They landed in Sin City Thursday and headed straight to a shooting range to blow off steam before moving to N9NE Steak house. Friday included dinner at Lavo before Criss Angel‘s show, “Believe.” Angel pulled Bosh onstage to make him part of the act, and later levitated before the Miami Heat player’s crew backstage.

Now, here is the report from flip flops on the ground at Tao Beach where Bosh scanned the crowd with his telescopic neck while Jack blasted beach balls.

Via, ironically, Cleveland Cavaliers fan Adam Ours live tweeting the scene:

Chris Bosh is 10 ft away at Tao Beach. Cleveland fans want me to pass along a message? I already made sure he knows Dirk is his daddy…

Bosh booed a he walks in.

Bosh an his 12 boys ordered 1 case of beer. Looks like he drinks just as hard as he takes it to the rim…

Oh yeah, Jarret Jack And Joel Anthony rolling with him #boshisatool

Now chocolate strawberrys? Really? You are an NBA power forward. Act like it #boshisatool

Now champagne with raspberries? Really? C’mon man… #boshisatool

Just hit a beach ball at Bosh…probably the beat block he had all season. #boshisatool

Chris Bosh snuck out the back door to avoid the boos #boshisatool#weak#everyonehatestheHeat

Obviously we cannot confirm a bit of this report, but this is the Internet so we’ll take Adam’s word for it. Totally sounds like Bosh’s M.O. so run with it. In the meantime we’ll be efforting Ours to figure out if he has cellphone shots of Jack feeding strawberries to his boy.

Wait for it.

Have more images of The Giraffe in Vegas that we need to see? Maybe one of him shooting a 9mm? Email us.

mail@bustedcoverage.com


Filed under: Basketball, NBA

Larry Adamczyk’s Porky’s Day At The Gym: Grab Ass & Flops It Out [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 06:04 AM PDT

What exactly goes through ones head to go to the local gym and figure Monday is a perfect day to expose his junk and play grab ass with other dudes? Meet Larry Adamczyk. He’s in some trouble for doing exactly that at an Illinois fitness center where he left a path of straight men disturbed and violated, the local fuzz alleges. We’ve already tracked down the guy’s Facebook account and he doesn’t hide his bi-sexuality. Must have been one of those days.

Patch.com reports:

Adamcyzk is accused of inappropriately touching three men who were working out and playing basketball inside the gym, according to police. Witnesses also told police that he exposed himself while walking around various areas within the building.

The off-duty officer, who was working out in the facility, said he saw some of the events happen and had taken Adamcyzk into custody by the time other officers arrived, according to police.

Look, if we’re shooting hoops and some dude walks up to cop a feel, his ass is getting knocked out. How exactly did this guy end up at jail without a broken nose? And what’s up with Frosted Tips smirking during the booking process. First you go on a junk grabbing expedition and then smirk in the face of heterosexuality. Asshole. Remind us to spot you the next time you try to bench 225. Enjoy choking on the steel bar, bitch.

[Police: Rockford Man Arrested For Gym Groping]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

Tyson Wedding Photos, Kate Upton Sobe Video & Tetyana’s Belt Bra! [Daily Dump]

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 04:55 AM PDT

‘Cocks Nearly Decapitated As Streamer Gun Lady Unloads [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 04:21 AM PDT

Didn’t watch a single inning of the College World Series last night, but got up to find a Yfrog in the inbox featuring goofy streamer woman blasting off a couple of caps. As @ChrisPhelan wrote: “Good thing the girl on the left ran out to the field & fired off her streamer gun after South Carolina won the CWS.” How exactly does one get the post-CWS streamer gun job. Can any of you unemployed losers tell us? Craigslist? Omaha Job Bank? Good Wednesday to you, too. Let’s go!


Filed under: NCAA

World Toe Wrestling Championships Just What Rex Ryan Needs To See [Video]

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 04:32 PM PDT

The British are pretty much useless, especially when it comes to sports. Hell, they invented soccer and they’re not even any good at that anymore. So what do they do? Invent a sport that’s so idiotic no one else will want to play, enabling British rule once again… in something.

Enter toe wrestling, a competition invented in a bar in Wetton in 1976 for the purpose I just mentioned — to establish the British as the best at something.

Ironically, they couldn’t even do that right. The first championship was won by a Canadian.

Anyway, things have been looking up for the Brits since the inaugural exercise in idiocy. They’ve won most every event since then, with recent championships being dominated by either Alan “Nasty” Nash or Paul “Toeminator” Beech, who has since changed his name to Paul “Predatoe” Beech.

Must be a big Schwarzenegger fan.

The name change must have worked because Predatoe came away the big winner at this year’s World Toe-Wrestling Championship, which was held in Derbyshire last weekend. On the women’s side — yes, this “sport” isn’t just for drunken soccer hooligans – Lisa “twinkle toes” Shenton was the winner.

They’re both British.

So congratulations on… something, Britain.

Check the video below see all of this awesomeness in action.

[The World Toe Wrestling Championship Is A Real Thing]


Filed under: Other Sports

Federica Nargi Is Your New World’s Hottest WAG [23 Photos]

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 03:19 PM PDT

Nope, had never heard of Federica Nargi before 4 p.m. EST today and that’s shame. Why? Because we would have given her the “World’s Hottest WAG Crown” before June 28, 2011. Now it’s all hers. Backstory: she is 21, an Italian TV presenter and arm candy for Juventus striker Alessandro Matri. She was a 2007 Miss Italy competitor, which must be like an NBA Draft for futbolers. Prepare to be amazed by her bikini performance this week in Formentera, Spain.

After looking at these bikini pics from her recent holiday, take 10-15 minutes of company time and crush their bandwidth with these YouTube videos. It might get you fired but who cares.

*Sorry for candy stripper boy. Have no idea where he came from.


Filed under: International

Cavallari Enjoys The Beach & Jennifer Aniston Engaged [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT

42 College Football Twitter Accounts You Must Follow In 2011

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 01:42 PM PDT

It was an exhaustive process tracking down the 42 most important college football Twitter accounts of 2011, but that’s what interns are for. Kevin The Intern’s Associate Intern, Garrett, was tasked with researching and tracking down the most influential, creative and must-reads that’ll get us through college football ’11. If you are on this list, congrats. It also means Busted Coverage will have at least 6-7 pairs of eyes on you at all times. Make us proud, boys.

Garrett reports: “Check out Kenny Stills. Dude updates all the time and seems to always have cool photos.”

Diamond-In-The-Rough Award: Barrett Trotter. Keep an eye on this kid for tweets such as, “Just ate two peaches and an orange, now back to watching prison break.”

1. Landry Jones, Oklahoma QB http://twitter.com/landryjones12

2. Kenny Stills, Oklahoma WR http://twitter.com/KSTiLLS4

3. Tony Jefferson, Oklahoma WR http://twitter.com/tonyjefferson1

4. DeMarco Murray, Oklahoma RB https://twitter.com/DeMarcoMurray

5. Trent Richardson, Alabama RB https://twitter.com/Tr3ntrichardson

6. Jeff Fuller, Texas A&M WR https://twitter.com/j_fuller8

7. Nigel Bradham, Florida State LB https://twitter.com/NigelBradham_13

8. Michael Dyer, Auburn RB https://twitter.com/Michael5dyer

9. Neiko Thorpe, Auburn CB https://twitter.com/Neiko15

10. Edwin Baker, Michigan State RB https://twitter.com/E_Baker4

11. Tank Carder, TCU LB https://twitter.com/ballinfrog

12. Nick Toon, Wisconsin WR https://twitter.com/Young_Toonchi

13. Knile Davis, Arkansas RB https://twitter.com/Knile_Rashaad

14. Jerry Franklin, Arkansas LB https://twitter.com/JerryFranklin34

15. Stephon Gilmore, South Carolina CB https://twitter.com/BumpNrunGilm0re

16. Jared Crick, Nebraska DT https://twitter.com/WhiteMamba9fo

17. John Brantley, Florida QB https://twitter.com/johnbrantley12

18. Janoris Jenkins, Florida CB https://twitter.com/jenkz1

19. Brandon Weeden, OK State QB https://twitter.com/bweeden3

20. Kenny Tate, Maryland FS https://twitter.com/Ktate6

21. Orson Charles, Georgia TE https://twitter.com/IamOC7

22. Blair Walsh, K Georgia https://twitter.com/BlairWalsh57

23. Geno Smith, West Virginia QB http://twitter.com/SmithGeno4

24. Roy Roundtree, Michigan WR https://twitter.com/TreezyUM12

25. Robert Sands, West Virginia CB https://twitter.com/WVU_Sandman

26. Jonathan Newsome, Ohio State LB http://twitter.com/JNEW55

27. Tino Sunseri, Pittsburgh QB https://twitter.com/sunseri12

28. Brandon Lindsey, Pittsburgh DE https://twitter.com/B_Lindsey7

29. Nick Harwell, Miami (Ohio) WR https://twitter.com/Nickharwell

30. TJ McDonald, USC FS https://twitter.com/tmacUSC7

31. Zach Line, SMU RB https://twitter.com/ZLINE48

32. Cole Beasley, SMU WR https://twitter.com/Bease11

33. Jeremy Ebert, Northwestern WR https://twitter.com/Jebes11

34. Robert Griffin, Baylor QB https://twitter.com/7RobertGriffin9

35. Ronnie Weaver, UCF RB https://twitter.com/rock4blood1906

36. Alfonzo Dennard, Nebraska CB http://twitter.com/FonzieD15

37. Greg Childs, Arkansas WR http://twitter.com/TheGregChilds85

38. Barrett Trotter, Auburn QB http://twitter.com/barrett_trotter

39. Jacory Harris, Miami QB http://twitter.com/JHarris12Miami

40. Jeff Demps, Florida RB http://twitter.com/JeffDemps

41. Brandon Kinnie, Nebraska WR http://twitter.com/bkinnie84

42. Jerel Worthy, Michigan St. DL http://twitter.com/hellrel99


Filed under: NCAA