Saturday, July 16, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Kenny Powers Is CEO Of K-Swiss: Uncensored Version [Video]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Kenny Powers Is CEO Of K-Swiss: Uncensored Version [Video]” plus 9 more

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Kenny Powers Is CEO Of K-Swiss: Uncensored Version [Video]

Posted: 16 Jul 2011 09:42 AM PDT

Kenny Powers, AKA comedian Danny McBride of Eastbound and Down, is a badass, so you knew when he took over as CEO of shoe company K-Swiss he’d turn it into a badass operation.

Powers enlists the help of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt goddam Cassel to command his high-powered marketing offense, MMA champ Jon “Bones” Jones as HR Manager, to raise moral, director of community outreach Jillian Michaels and wrestler Ray Mysterio as head of security.

San Francisco 49ers linebacker Patrick Willis also makes an appearance as killing machine and the athlete of the future.

Kenny Powers is changing the sports world because he wants “to get everybody to stop acting like goddam pussies all the time.”

Hilarity.


Filed under: Video

Kate Upton Miami Fashion Week Bikini Show [25 Photos]

Posted: 16 Jul 2011 09:17 AM PDT

What more can we say other than Kate Upton unleashed 95% of her body on a Miami runway yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week show for Beach Bunny swimwear. According to her Twitter account, Upton will be at the beach this weekend so we suggest getting your ass out of the hotel and start scoping out South Beach for the recently turned 19-year-old. Here you go, 25 photos of the Beach Bunny show that’ll bring a tear to your eye.


Filed under: Featured Strip, Features

#FriskyFriday Roundup, Cole Hamels Wife & New Hockey WAG [Weekend Dump]

Posted: 16 Jul 2011 08:50 AM PDT

Rickie Fowler Caught Taking Turkey Out Of Oven At British Open [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 16 Jul 2011 06:53 AM PDT

According to our Twitter timeline this morning it’s freezing at the British Open. Not that we’ve noticed since the Open has yet to come across our television. Just trust Twitter twits. Or just observe how Rickie Fowler is dealing with the elements. Cooler than school flat-bill cap, white poof coat, those awesome white pants and blizzard-proof down mitts. Those mitts – actually Titleist branded. See, you learned something this morning.


Filed under: Golf

Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari Wedding Registry: We Bought Them A Reamer

Posted: 15 Jul 2011 02:53 PM PDT

Yes, it’s officially Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari day, but we have perfectly good reasoning for each post. And the fun-fest is capped off with news that the couple’s wedding registry has officially hit the Internets for their July 7, 2012 wedding. Can’t get the ball rolling too early. It’s a BC tradition to get a gift for the millionaire couple, so we went with a $3.95 yellow reamer. Reasoning? Not sure, but it’s handy.

Surprisingly, there are many, many options for you if buying the couple a wedding gift brings you joy. Personally, BC is just hoping for a thank you card. A total of $9 to get a thank you card back is so worth it. Just another piece for the man cave if it comes to fruition.

[Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari Wedding Registry]


Filed under: Football

Hot Harry Potter Costumes & Sexy Team USA [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 15 Jul 2011 02:30 PM PDT

Jay Cutler Drinkin’, Readin’ & Tannin’ At Raleigh Hotel With Cavallari [Photos]

Posted: 15 Jul 2011 02:15 PM PDT

If you’ve watched Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler play football, you know he pretty much has the same look on his face all the time — a dumb one.

Throw a touchdown, throw a pick, or give up and stand on the sideline while your team loses to the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Championship game? Cutler has the same facial expression doing all of them.

Call it stupidity, confusion, indifference, whatever you want. It’s clear this boy has nothing but wind whistling between his ears.

There was more evidence this morning, when we posted pics of Cutler sitting around at a fashion show in Miami while fiance Kristin Cavallari walked the runway. Actually, those were mostly pics of Cavallari walking the runway, so here’s a better shot of Jay watching.

Yup, same old dumbass look.

Apparently, the dynamic duo of braininess also took some time to hang out by the pool while they were in Miami, which is where the photo at the top comes from.

We’re happy to spare you any further ramblings about Jay Cutler’s IQ, though. The gallery is mostly Cavallari in a white bikini.


Filed under: Featured Strip, NFL

Sports Virginity Power Couple Jimmer-Tebow Partnered At American Century! [Photos]

Posted: 15 Jul 2011 01:24 PM PDT

Here is what we learned about Jimmer Fredette’s day of golf today at the American Century Classic: he’s out of his league. As if being a bad golfer wasn’t enough of an embarrassment, the ACC folks just had to partner him with Tim Tebow and Herm Edwards. Two holy rollers & Mr. Speech Pathologist. Snoozer. Meanwhile, Jimmer’s girlfriend was being hounded by the horny bros walking the course.

We happen to know that “Between Tebow and Jimmer there are about 900000000 people here stalking them,” because we follow Jimmer’s girlfriend Whitney Wonnacott on Twitter. Totally legit reason to sign up for an account today.

Anyway, it’s as if the local diocese of virginity put in a call to the ACC and made sure that the two rollers weren’t corrupted by Jim McMahon or Matt Ryan, who won the “Korbell Cork Shoot Off” competition.

As for Jimmer’s game, you have eyeballs. Look at that form and come to your own conclusions. Of course it looks rough, but he has an agent who thought it would be a great idea to expand his brand and mirror the Tebow route. Expect a tell-all next summer.

[@whitwonnacott]


Filed under: Basketball, Football

Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend: Opportunist Or Just Playing Out Of His League?

Posted: 15 Jul 2011 12:14 PM PDT

Elin Nordegren is still hot. Guess who isn’t?

Her new boyfriend Jamie Dingman.

He is rich, though, which seems to be a prerequisite for Tiger Woods’ ex, even though she was just a nanny before El Tigre scooped her up.

Jamie is the son of billionaire investor Michael Dingman. He’s represented his father’s interests in China for the past six years and formerly specialized in Russian private equity funds. He also owned an Indy-car racing team and led a failed bid to buy Volvo from Ford.

In other words, he comes from old money, which probably helps with the ladies when you have a face like that. Despite that handicap, he reportedly also dated Tom Brady’s ex, Bridget Moynahan.

You know what they say. Women always go for opposites when they’re spurned — get cheated on, start dating someone ugly who you know will never cheat on you.

It’s some sort of subconscious, reactionary safety thing, I guess.

So this guy scoops up Moynahan after Tom drops her for Giselle and now Nordegren after Tiger got caught throwing his dick around like confetti at a wedding.

He must just wait at the bus stop of hot, jilted females and pick them up when they get off.

Anyway, the New York Post has all the dirt:

Friends say he and Elin met at the Red Cross Ball in Florida last January attended by Princess Madeleine (of Sweden).

“He’s never been so happy. He and Elin have strong feelings for each other,” a friend said. “He’s a classic all-American guy. He’s handsome, a total gentleman and low-key. He’s never been in the press. Elin’s a very lucky girl; he’s a great guy but very private.”

The source added, “He doesn’t play golf.”

Oooooh! Way to get that subtle dig in at Tiger.

In case the shot about doesn’t give you a good enough look at Jamie’s ravishing good looks, here’s another.


Filed under: Golf

WAG Kelly Brook Recruited By Cuban Defector Boat Company [30 Photos]

Posted: 15 Jul 2011 10:20 AM PDT

In all honesty, a Cuban boating company has not signed Kelly Brook to an endorsement deal. That was just a headline we allowed Kevin The Intern to come up with to fulfill one of his internship requirements. Truth be told, Brook is titillating the locals in Italy where she’s obviously getting R&R before her next red carpet appearance. Tough job, you know. Imagine living with ‘those’ on a daily basis.

Of course the Daily Mail beat us to the scoop on this entertainment story home run.

Her rugby star boyfriend Thom Evans didn’t join her on the trip as it was very short and she will be returning to the UK this weekend.

Her spokesman told Mail Online: ‘She’s gone out with her U.S. agent but will back at the weekend and no, Thom isn’t joining her as it’s a quick trip.’

Pfft, like Thom cares if Kelly is off the coast of Italy. Not like she’s drowning. Listen, Hollywood, get her in another movie Piranha 3D was like way too long ago. Get her into a sport flick. She’ll be a cheerleader who doubles as a secret agent on the side. There is a terrorist plot to blow up Cowboys Stadium, but Kelly is onto the plan.

But she first has to infiltrate the terrorist network. *#()# hits the fan as Kelly has to scale 5 luxury suites, battling towel head terrorists the entire way.

Yes, she’s wearing the Cowboys cheerleader outfit during every fight scene. Blockbuster.


Filed under: Featured Strip, Football
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