Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Stripper Pole Wake Up Call, Four Loko & A Slice & Jiggle Shots [Daily WTF]” plus 6 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Stripper Pole Wake Up Call, Four Loko & A Slice & Jiggle Shots [Daily WTF]” plus 6 more

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Stripper Pole Wake Up Call, Four Loko & A Slice & Jiggle Shots [Daily WTF]

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 09:48 AM PDT

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous 'stuff' that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published.

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Filed under: Daily WTF

Cedric Benson’s Pool Party: Bikinis, Booze & No DUI For Ced [68 Photos]

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 09:41 AM PDT

Our Austin tipsters pointed us in the direction of Cedric Benson’s house last night where there was a huge pool party & chance for ladies to scope out Ced’s pad. The bash came complete with a theme name “Top of the World Independence Day Pool Party,” an open bar, glow necklaces and a DJ spinning House. A bright spot in all this for Ced, the Bengals & NFL? No DUIs and/or headlines on TMZ! 68 photos from the bash at Ced’s!


Filed under: Football, NFL

NSFW Fan Boobs Highlight Peru-Uruguay Copa America Match [Photo]

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 07:47 AM PDT

Totally noticed a trend over the weekend concerning our Google search traffic and the name Larissa Riquelme. You might remember her as the Paraguayan ‘model’ who promised last summer to get naked if Paraguay won the World Cup. She’s making new promises for her home country. More on that later today. Our focus right now is on the Peruvian chick who flashed cameras during last night’s Peru-Uruguay Copa America match. Go crazy, Internet. Go crazy!

We know nothing about the Peruvian Riquelme, but there was a small buzz last night via Spanish-speaking Twitterers over the flash that highlighted the 1-1 draw.

According to Alejo Vetere:

Se ve que en San Juan no se siente mucho el frío. Esta peruana busca ser la Larissa Riquelme de la Copa

Let us translate a bit in our broken Spanish.

San Juan doesn’t feel very cold. This Peruvian seeks to be the Larissa Riquelme of Copa.

Now, before you freak out please realize that it’s always been customary for no nudity on Busted Coverage. You see those advertisers on the right side of the screen? Yeah, we’d like to keep them.

More photos, a website or Twitter account for the Peruvian flasher? Send it in.

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[NSFW Peruvian Boob Copa Flash - HERE!]


Filed under: International, Soccer

Terrelle Pryor Parade Float Includes Fake, Blind Jim Tressel [Photos]

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 06:34 AM PDT

The Internets are buzzing this morning over yesterday’s July 4th parade antics in Upper Arlington, Ohio where it was laud Jim Tressel’s day. However, the real parade gold near Columbus on the 4th was in tony neighborhood Dublin where the 28th annual Doo Dah Parade also featured spoof parade floats such as the Fine Lyin’ Tattoos skit, complete with a politically incorrect blind, fake Jim Tressel.

Recent Ohio Governor Ted Strickland was sitting along the Dublin parade route and got all patriotic about how great it is to be American and maybe laugh at a blind Jim Tressel.

“Whether we are at the Doo Dah parade or at one of Ohio’s more traditional parades, this a good time to celebrate who we are as Americans and to understand that the freedoms we have came at a great price,” said Former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland.

There you have it, soldiers. Fight those Tal-e-bans so these Ohioans can continue to dwell on a cheating football coach and a tattoo tradin’ QB.

If you think making fun of blind football coaches isn’t bad enough, the idiots in Upper Arlington went with the disturbing sweater-vest wearing little kids and blow-up Brutus. Then there was the Rockwell-ian moment with the Ohioan in a sleeveless shirt trying to rip Pryor from a convertible.

Be careful, Ohio. A few more moments like this and Alabama will lose its title as America’s biggest redneck football state.

[HT: Twitpic, Yfrog]

[Independence Day Features Traditional, Non-Traditional Parades]


Filed under: Football, NCAA

Ohio Breast Milk Machine Gunner Fired From Teaching Job [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 05:42 AM PDT

You had to figure the story of Stephanie Robinette blasting cops with her breast milk would not end well for the Columbus, Ohio educator. She had been a second and third grade teacher until getting loaded at a wedding reception, exposing a breast and going John Rambo on the fuzz. As we told you it would, the story flew around the world at warp speed. It seems her employer wasn’t impressed and decided it was time to part ways.

From the Columbus Dispatch:

She was fired in a letter dated Wednesday and obtained by The Dispatchyesterday through a public-records request. Her case has been referred for review by state officials, who could revoke her teaching license because of “conduct unbecoming” an educator.

In the form used to report misconduct to the state, school officials wrote, “Because of the bizarre nature of the crimes, news of Ms. Robinette’s actions quickly spread via the Internet.”

The school attached printouts from several news outlets, including a Canadian news site, the Times of India and a Los Angeles television station.

So now, not only can kids in school be kicked off sports teams for actions unbecoming of a model student, but teachers can get canned, too. And let’s not forget that it was her husband that called cops to get Stephanie under control.

Our advice: divorce. Tomorrow. Ok, so there are kids. Big deal. You really want to be hooked up with a chick who can drop a cop with milky spray from 20 yards? Not us. Imagine getting home late from the bar. Your ass will be taking cover behind the sectional couch as Steph is unloading mortar milk bombs. Your call, buddy.

[Academy fires teacher after breast-milk incident]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

Patriotic Marlins Cheerleaders & Delonte Denies LeBron Mom Rumor [Daily Dump]

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 04:34 AM PDT

OSU’s Luke Fickell Wastes Little Time Winning Over Ladies [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 03:51 AM PDT

Luke Fickell has never really left Columbus, Ohio. There was a brief period after his OSU career when he spent time in New Orleans, but then it was back to the homeland. He’s 37. That means people know Luke Fickell. And now, as the new Ohio State head coach, ladies REALLY know Luke. He wears Affliction shirts, jeans and flip flops. It’s the American dream for a 35 yr old chick looking for a divorce bounce-back. Relax, ladies, he’s taken. But it can’t hurt to look, admire.


Filed under: Features