Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Locker Jersey, Jock Itch & Parenting Fails [Daily WTF]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Locker Jersey, Jock Itch & Parenting Fails [Daily WTF]” plus 9 more

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Locker Jersey, Jock Itch & Parenting Fails [Daily WTF]

Posted: 06 Jul 2011 09:56 AM PDT

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous 'stuff' that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published.

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Filed under: Daily WTF

Alabama QB AJ McCarron Gets Ridiculous ‘Bama Boy Tattoo On Chest [Photo]

Posted: 06 Jul 2011 09:07 AM PDT

Late last week before most Twitter dorks shut down their operations for the three-day holiday pre-Casey Anthony verdict, Tennessee talking head Clay Travis was wondering about a tattoo. He, specifically, was talking about the rumor that Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron was sportin’ a ‘Bama Boy’ Jesus tat on his back. Well, after a little digging it has come to our attention that the tat does belong to McCarron, but it’s on his chest.

There you go, Bama Nation. Your future QB hero isn’t only sportin’ that wicked chest tat, but look at that summer beer gut. Sweet! As we always say, never let the comb-over fool you about some of these guys. Most are closet hard asses.

Roll Tide!

[Update: Kudos to FOTP for the Facebook trollin']

[@ClayTravisBGID]


Filed under: Football

Old Coot David “Cannonball” Smith Blasts Off At Lowell Spinners Game [Video]

Posted: 06 Jul 2011 07:56 AM PDT

Yes, we’re now resorting to minor league promotions involving a 69-year-old daredevil being launched out of giant cannons instead of football news. It’s just the nature of ‘things’ in this Summer of ’11. Anyway, David “Cannonball” Smith was in Lowell, Mass. last night to be launched over the Spinners right field fence, giving him the title of “First Human Home Run” in baseball history. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Bayless.

According to the Spinners PR team:

Smith holds the world distance record — 185 feet, 10 inches — and he's flown through the sky over everything from the Grand Canyon to the famous Las Vegas fountains. Smith will be shot from a cannon located just past second base over the outfield wall to a landing area just in front of the Aiken Street Bride. The Spinners are billing this as the world's first-ever Human Home Run.

"When it comes to human cannonballs, David Smith is the best of the best," said Spinners Vice President Jon Goode. "This is an idea we discussed years ago and he saved it for the Lowell Spinners. Five years in the making, this is going to be a night you will not want to miss."

Five years in the making? Just to launch a guy over a fence? Yet he’s flown over the fountains at Caesars? Whatever you say chief. Kinda feel ripped off by this promotion. You can’t move the cannon to the gap in right-center and call it a home run. Um, home plate and we can talk.

Let’s take you to the video!

(Just so you know, yes, Sr. has passed this job down to his son, Jr. Take note, other minor league baseball marketing dorks. Maybe launching Jr. into one of those “Hit This Sign And Win” billboards?)

 


Filed under: Video

Kevin Durant Hits Jumpers, Doesn’t Have To Dunk On Kid At Camp [Video]

Posted: 06 Jul 2011 07:19 AM PDT

Late last week there was some buzz around LeBron James dunking on a kid to win a game of Knockout at a basketball camp. ESPN, trying to fill 600 hours of programming, had Skip Bayless dissecting what this means to NBA history and LeBron’s legacy. PTI had a scrum with the video. Was Cowherd busy playing “the other shoe” and defending LeBron? No idea, wasn’t listening. Meanwhile, Kevin Durant held a camp. And crushed a kid by actually draining jumpers.

Posted: July 3, 2011

Premise of Video: This is supposed to be in Austin, Tx where parents paid big money for their kid to rub elbows with Kevin Durant and maybe play a game of Knockout against him. $200 got a kid through the doors.

Climax of Video: Unlike Bron Bron missing two jumpers in Knockout, Durant steps back and drains. Twice. And look at the timing of the second shot.

Conclusion: At least little Zach lost fair and square. Good for him. At least 10 years from now he’ll be able to sit around a camp fire and tell the story of how he took Kevin Durant to the brink in Knockout and didn’t lose to a cheatin’ NBA fool.


Filed under: Video

5 Onion-esque Screencaps Of Lorenzo Neal’s Fresno DUI Arrest [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 06 Jul 2011 05:51 AM PDT

This will go down as the greatest Cuff ‘em television news reports we’ve ever seen. Ever. No contest. Last night in Fresno, California the local ABC affiliate led its newscast with news of Lorenzo Neal’s July 4th DUI bust. The population of Fresno, according to Wikipedia, is 500,000+. Yes, we’d assume there would be bigger fish to fry. But…ABC went balls to the walls and created this piece of journalism history. It’s 2:25 of chewy goodness & a Pirates cap!

Normally we’d just post the arrest story video and be done with this post. Not today. It’s screencappin’ time.

The backstory from ABC 30:

A potential NFL Hall of Famer is in trouble with the law after a 4th of July accident on a Fresno County road.

Lorenzo Neal was one of more than 100 people arrested by CHP officers for DUI in Fresno County over the holiday weekend.

Action News talked to some of Neal’s friends Tuesday. They say he’s taking responsibility for doing something stupid, and he’s mainly happy nobody got hurt.

From a distance, it’s hard to see any damage on Lorenzo Neal’s truck as it sat in the lot of a tow truck company. But a closer inspection revealed a couple dents and some broken plastic on the Ford F150.

California Highway Patrol officers say the damage happened as Neal tried to turn right from Copper onto Minnewawa — an intersection where officers say a lot of drivers have missed the turn.

Now for the bullet points on this crazy report:

• 6pm lead story

• “It’s a story you’ll only see on ABC 30″

• The reporter’s name: Corin Hoggard

• Visiting the car impound and Corin pointing out the dents on Lorenzo’s bumper

• CHP officer says hitting the pole: “Nothing real major about it.”

• Lorenzo held a press conference?

• The officers revisit the scene for ABC 30 as if this is a movie set

• The witnesses! Are there better witnesses in sports arrest story history? No.

• Pirates baseball cap, tats, mustache, American flag bandana

[Football Star Lorenzo Neal busted for DUI - ABC 30]

 

 

 

 


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

Ovechkin Arm Candy, Hef’s 4th Of July & Miranda Kerr Pumping Gas [Daily Dump]

Posted: 06 Jul 2011 04:50 AM PDT

Confused Nats/Yankees/Jeter Dbag Last Night In Cleveland [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 06 Jul 2011 04:23 AM PDT

It was crowded in the bleachers last night as plenty of dbag Yankees fans descended upon Jacobs Field (or whatever they’re calling it these days) for Jeter’s 3,000 hit chase. Our favorite is the young, Jeter-shirt wearing/Nats/glasses backwards combo kid. Wait, let’s guess – Bryce Harper fan, too? The Yankees won, Jeter had two hits and Skip Bayless was trying to figure out how he can come up with argument that Jeter is best hitter in MLB history. Just another night.


Filed under: Features

Flashers Daysi Araujo & Irina Grandez To Paint Minge For Peru National Team [Photos]

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 06:00 PM PDT

We’ve identified the two Peruvian tarts who flashed their gigantic fake boobs during yesterday’s Peru-Uraguay Copa America match and they have a Larissa Riquelme-like promise for you.

Riquelme, who bears similar traits to our Peruvian friends and gained fame after being photographed with her cell phone between her breasts at last summer’s World Cup, promised to bare her assets if her home-country Paraguay team won the tournament.

That didn’t happen, but we’ve got something new to focus on courtesy of Irina Grandez, a model of some sort, and Daysi Araujo, a showgirl. The women have been identified as yesterday’s flashers.

Araujo has promised to strip and paint her naked body to honor her home team, at least that’s what we got out of our translator.

“I paint my Machu Picchu (private area) and my breasts look naked. I do everything because I love my Peru and Peruvians,” she said.

So far, the breasts seem to be working. Peru battled to a 1-1 draw with World-Cup runner up Uraguay on Monday.

Here’s a little more of Irina, followed by a gallery for your enjoyment.


Filed under: International

Rangers Superfan & WAG Amber Hartman Dumps Phillies Pitcher Via Twitter

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 03:38 PM PDT

Amber Leigh Hartman gained a small amount of fame during the Texas Rangers’ run to the World Series last year after being spotted multiple times in her season ticket seats behind home plate at The Ballpark. Our cohorts at Coed were dropping 100 photo dumps and “Hottest of” lists were being adjusted accordingly. Then Amber jumped back into the spotlight this week after dumping her Phillies minor league boyfriend via Twitter.

The Fightins spent their July 4th weekend tracking the tragic outcome of the Jarred Cosart-Amber Leigh Hartman relationship as things dissolved via Twitter.

Cosart has even gone as far to doing Q&As with his Twitter followers with specific rules: “Hey tweeps let’s not bring my personal life into this. How bout a q and a.” There were follow-up tweets by Amber saying she’d be at the MLB Futures Game in Phoenix, but Cosart says the relationship is over.

Cosart, a 38th-round pick of the Phillies in 2008, the left-hander was expected to go to the University of Missouri but changed his mind when the Phils threw $550,000 on the table to sign a deal. We’re not sure when Hartman hooked up with her MLB meal ticket.

All messages have been removed and it seems that we now have an ex-WAG on the loose jersey chasing. Have no fear, this won’t be the last you hear of Hartman. We predict she’ll come back strong by late August, early September.

[@TheBlondeSide]


Filed under: Baseball, Featured Strip

Rachel Nichols in Maxim & Melissa Satta In A Bikini [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 02:30 PM PDT