Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Crotch-Rocket Planking, Pimpin’ Santa & Mullet With A Tail [Daily WTF]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Crotch-Rocket Planking, Pimpin’ Santa & Mullet With A Tail [Daily WTF]” plus 9 more

Link to Busted Coverage

Crotch-Rocket Planking, Pimpin’ Santa & Mullet With A Tail [Daily WTF]

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 09:45 AM PDT

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous 'stuff' that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published.

Email us.

mail@bustedcoverage.com



Filed under: Daily WTF

Roy Miracle’s Funeral Includes Final O-H-I-O Before Burial [Photo]

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 09:10 AM PDT

It’s the O-H-I-O photo that is sweeping the Internet and giving Roy Miracle a postmortem chance at going viral. If you didn’t know, BC HQ is in Ohio. Make fun of us all you want but the people of this state are passionate, even in death. There are no good statistics on it, but you can be sure more than a few Buckeyes are buried in one of these. One look at Roy’s obit and we know that he was just a good Ohioan who fought for his country and loved the Bucks.

From the Newark Advocate:

A funeral service for Roy E. Miracle, age 80, of Newark, will be held at 4:00 p.m. on Sunday, July 3, at the First United Methodist Church, Newark, with Rev. Mark Chow officiating.

Mr. Miracle passed away on Friday, July 1, 2011 at the Selma Markowitz Care Center (operated by Hospice of Central Ohio). He was born July 8, 1930 near Marietta, Ohio to the late Earl Clarence and Laurabie (Van Fossen) Miracle.

Roy was a veteran of the United States Army. He built homes for the James K. Swain Company for over 25 years and was the owner of Miracle’s Remodeling for over thirty years. Roy was an active member of the First United Methodist Church where he often helped with cooking, the fellowship table and coffee hour and was a member of the Candlelighters. Roy and his wife, Reola, went on multiple mission trips with the youth of the church each year where they would help build and remodel homes. He was also a member of the American Legion Post #804 in St. Louisville. He was a mentor to many men.

As for the photo, it was posted on the university O-H-I-O Tumblr-esque site where people from around the world pose in honor of the school.

Long time fan who was always the “I-O”, is forever the permanent “I”. Roy Miracle was shown in an OSU turtle neck that he loved, and holding the position that he loved! The rest of the long time fans are from left to right, Ann Robinson, Juli Miracle, my Dad (Roy Miracle), and Rick Ives.

Rest easy, friend.

[HT: Larry Brown]

 


Filed under: Football

John Salley Admiring Porn Star Basketballs & Unknown D-Listers [Photos]

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 08:22 AM PDT

It’s still a shock to us how BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich ran into photos yesterday of John Salley at some bar where he was hanging with Mary Carey and some random D-listers trying to create “an event” for wannabe paparazzi cameramen. The chick in yellow is Paula Labaredas. She’s the D-lister. Then we have Ms. Carey. We knew things were slowing down for Salley when he took a job on the Speed Channel but this party is ridiculous.

According to the folks at SunOfHollywood.com this ‘event’ was held to honor Labaredas who was celebrating a birthday.

So Paula's known guests included none other than the Non-House Arrested Red-Head, Phoebe Price, who is also starting her own Reality Show which will also include Paula.  Other guests included the gigantic John Salley, the always charming Mary Carey, and her friend Vicki Lizzie.  Even Legendary Singer Taylor Dayne had to join in on the Birthday festivities.  The craziest part was watching Paula and Mary hug… Not only is Mary like twice the size of the petite Portuguese, but I swear it looked like Mary's boobs were gonna swallow Paula whole… which I'm sure most men in the world wish they could do.

John, seriously, send us a message. Tell us you are ok with the bank account. Tell us you didn’t really need to do this party. At least tell us you’re sleeping with one of them.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

[More pics of Paula Labaredas - SunOfHollywood.com]


Filed under: Basketball

Chuck Liddell’s House For Sale (21 Photos)

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 07:26 AM PDT

The tipsters keep sending us famous athlete houses for sale so some of you must care about our latest series on the subject. Today we hear that Chuck “Iceman” Liddell is selling his San Luis Obispo pad for $1,200,000, which is less than what he paid in 2006. No word on where Chuck has moved his operations, but this house is empty and seems to be move-in ready. Think you’re a MMA fan? This is like buying Elvis’ house.

Details:

• 4200 sq. ft.

• 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms

• Hot tub and pool

• Sprinkler system!

From the realtor:

The backyard is fabulous for entertaining all of your guests, or if you just want to show off a bit! Offering an in-ground pool with spa, rock slide, waterfall, built-in BBQ and sink all surrounded by a large concrete patio.

Price: $1,200,000 = $7,000 per mo.

[Buy Chuck's House HERE!]


Filed under: Combat Sports, MMA

Woman Cuts Off Husband’s Penis & Throws ‘It’ In Garbage Disposal [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 06:22 AM PDT

Well, guys, take a good look at this woman and never cross her. Never complain about her cooking. Never tell her she could lose 10 pounds. Never tell her she’s starting to look old. Never complain about $%^&. You are looking at Catherine Kieu Becker and she is accused of cutting off her husband’s penis and dicing it in the garbage disposal. Of course you want to watch this video and be thankful you married/date a wonderful woman.

Posted: Yesterday

Premise of Video: Crazy bitch cuts off her husband’s penis. Need any other premise other than she’s crazy.

Climax of Video: That police investigator saying disposal. Ouch, that hurts.

Conclusion: Hit your local comedy club where this will now be a running joke for the next 6 months. Disposal. Penis. Crazy woman who says he deserved it. How much jail time does cutting off one’s penis carry these days? Life in prison without the possibility of parole, if convicted on all counts.


Filed under: Video

Paul Pierce WSOP Rail Tail & Drunk J.T. Destroys Joe Buck [Daily Dump]

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 05:05 AM PDT

Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Car Worth More Than Your House? [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 03:48 AM PDT

Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo is good at soccer. So good he gets paid a bunch of money, enabling him to afford things like a Ferrari that cost nearly $500,000.

That’s €350,000 if you’re keeping track.

In addition to getting paid a shit-ton of money and dating super model Irina Shayk, he apparently gets to park wherever the hell he wants, too.

The photo above was taken while Ronaldo was dining in Lisbon. He parked the car on the sidewalk, which I guess is fairly predictable.

Douchebag buys a Ferrari, douchebag thinks he can do whatever he wants to… ah, nevermind.

You have to wonder how he can see out those windows — that’s one hell of a tint job.

Does anyone else see bad things happening here? Like maybe a replay of the time that a young Manchester United star totaled his Ferrari in tunnel.

Who was that again?

Oh yeah, Cristian Ronaldo.

[Cristiano Ronaldo's new Ferrari looks like a Batmobile]


Filed under: International

Sara Kosar Is Bernie Kosar’s Nipple Sticker Wearing Daughter [12 Photos]

Posted: 12 Jul 2011 03:29 PM PDT

Just a couple hours ago there was a posting on Deadspin where A.J. Daulerio dove into his email inbox to address a scumbag trying to get money to reveal a story alleging that one of Bernie Kosar’s daughters is doing/did/done porn. Well, Internet, you know what comes after one of those allegations. An investigation. Busted Coverage editors jumped into the fray, first figuring out the Kosar family tree and then pinpointing one daughter that just happened to have a nipple sticker photo on her Facebook.

Now, before you wannabe lawyers out there start freaking out, in no way are we insinuating, insisting, saying, reporting or otherwise that Sara Kosar has worked in the porn industry. That is just some dirty, dong waving scummer who is trying to sell a story about one of Bernie’s daughters.

We are just here to show readers that Sara Kosar seems to be a model who doesn’t mind doing nipple sticker modeling for parties.

She’s also into yoga and tequila. Sara is so into yoga that it seems to pay the bills.

Currently, I am attending Florida Atlantic University studying Oriental Medicine.
I practiced yoga throughout my high school years. Yoga has made such a huge positive impact on my life. Yoga truly changed my life.  I was inspired to teach because I want to share my experience with others.  I do wish that I started as a young child.

I am certified in the Barkan method of hot yoga levels 1 and 2. This extensive training provided me with the knowledge behind the yoga postures, stretches and lineage. Yoga is a way of life!

Again, no rush to judgment. Nipple stickers don’t mean that much these days. Neither does a photo that seems to show a Sara Kosar smoking a bowl. Don’t judge. Might be tobacco in that bowl.

And don’t rush to judge a bicep bra. And don’t over judge a bra and panties Facebook photo. We see those all the time.

[HT: Internet]

[The One Where Some Guy Tries To Sell Us Proof That Bernie Kosar's Daughter Is Doing Porno]

mail@bustedcoverage.com


Filed under: Featured Strip, Football

Mila Kunis in GQ & Sexiest Slip and Slide [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 12 Jul 2011 02:30 PM PDT

Greensboro Grasshoppers’ Mascot Miss Babe Ruth Statue Stolen!

Posted: 12 Jul 2011 01:44 PM PDT

It’s not exactly someone lifting the Vince Lombardi statue from Lambeau Field, but someone is apparently a big enough fan of the Greensboro Grasshoppers to steal a statue of their mascot.

The statue of Miss Babe Ruth, a dog that grabs player’s bats following each at-bat, was lifted over the weekend. The life-size tribute was bolted four inches into concrete next to a bench of the team’s other mascot Guilford.

“It is really sad that someone would steal the statue of Babe,” said Grasshoppers President and General Manager Donald Moore. “At every game, kids clamor to sit on that bench with Babe and Guilford. It adds such a classy touch to an already beautiful ballpark with our two most recognizable mascots sitting there.”

Classy indeed.

Obviously the theft wasn’t terribly well planned or executed. The thieves ripped the fiberglass statue off its perch, leaving the dog’s paws bolted to the ground.

The statue is being replaced, but a new version will take weeks, if not months to finish, according to Moore.

The Grasshoppers are the Class A affiliate of the Florida Marlins.

[Statue Stolen At Greensboro Grasshoppers' Ballpark]


Filed under: MLB